Fully losing it at this facebook screenshot. 22 inches of green and 1.5 of carrot.
True story I had a coworker who liked this image so much he would keep it open on his desktop at work in a separate window just so he could look at it
who else did this
Anonymous
ok so random but my best friend & i are renting a romantic cabin next month. sheβs in her early 70s iβm in my early 20s. both of us are βstraightβ but tbh we have such a strong connection i wonβt be surprise if we end up furthering our love. its just gonna be us for 4 days just smoking weed & drinking & enjoying each others company. if it turns into something sexual what are some tips for engaging in lesbian sex for the first time??
I read this hours ago and I literally don’t know how to seriously give you lesbian sex tips because everything else about this ask is TOO wild. How are you gonna just nonchalantly say your best friend is in her early 70s and you’re both straight but you might fuck. Is this Sarah Paulson
there should be plushies of the strange but endearing creatures that live in medieval texts margins
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